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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:20:35 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Editor's Blog</title><subtitle>Editor's Blog</subtitle><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2009-06-16T14:48:04Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>John Greenewald, Jr. Radio Interview</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/6/16/john-greenewald-jr-radio-interview.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/6/16/john-greenewald-jr-radio-interview.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-06-16T14:45:37Z</published><updated>2009-06-16T14:45:37Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>John Greenewald, Jr., creator of the Black Vault and one of the writer/producers on UFO Hunters, and I had a great interview on his radio podcast the other day. If you want to hear some inside stuff about UFO Hunters and tv shop talk, this is a good conversation.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Hoaxing the Media: A Case Study in How to Trick Ufologists</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/6/5/hoaxing-the-media-a-case-study-in-how-to-trick-ufologists.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/6/5/hoaxing-the-media-a-case-study-in-how-to-trick-ufologists.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-06-05T04:35:01Z</published><updated>2009-06-05T04:35:01Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Long, long, long ago, long before the DARPAnet became the Internet, before there was a worldwide web, before there was a Watergate, and even before Jesse Marcel went public with his story of what happened to him at Roswell, I taught both Journalism and Media and Communications at Trenton State College, now called The College of New Jersey.</p>
<p>In those days I was a totally naive academic, who believed in the neutrality of the media, and in the intellectual honesty of those who reported on stories and investigated the facts behind the stories they reported. Even though it was a time when Old Journalism was changing into the new Participatory Journalism, I still held to the old fashioned belief that the media were just that: media, channels of communication and not part of the stories they reported. Naive indeed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>What I could not foresee, during those days of innocent academia, was a time in which the media itself would become the story, participants in it so as to make it grow to proportions larger than it should. That has indeed happened a lot over the past four decades. But that&rsquo;s also what happened to me just a few months ago when two young men named Joe Rudy and Chris Russo decided to teach us all a lesson in what they called &ldquo;rational thinking&rdquo; by affixing flares to helium-filled balloons and setting them off into the night sky over the controlled airspace of northern New Jersey in January, 2009, thereby setting off what was to become the &ldquo;Morristown Lights&rdquo; hoax. Or, at least, that&rsquo;s what the media called it.&nbsp;</p>
<p>As set forth in the various news blogs that reported on this story, Russo and Rudy were aware of various experiments in which people launched flares attached to balloons to try to reproduce a UFO aerial phenomenon. There have been a few television experiments like this, including ones that we did, and, as I understand it, this is what prompted Rudy and Russo to set up their so-called social experiment in what they proclaimed to be "rational thinking."</p>
<p><span> </span>According to Sharon Begley, writing in her Newsweek blog published on April Fool&rsquo;s Day, Rudy and Russo had published an article in eSkeptic in which they decided to take the &ldquo;pseudoscience&rdquo; of ufology to task by coming up with a scheme to expose ufologists&rsquo; lack of rational thinking. OK so far. Their idea, as they also expressed it to Brian Donohue of the Newark Star Ledger, was to expose the &ldquo;charlatans&rdquo; in the field of UFO research, the &ldquo;self-appointed experts, who profit from the public gullibility.&rdquo; They did this by launching flares attached to balloons and then filing a UFO sighting report with MUFON. The local media bought it and broadcast the story of lights over New Jersey. This, Rudy and Russo said, was actually a &ldquo;social experiment.&rdquo; They not only staged the experiment, but then carried it one step further by filing a false report of a UFO sighting to MUFON. MUFON quickly caught onto the hoax by noticing that name that Joe Rudy used to report the sighting did not match his email address in any way. A brilliant experiment, to be sure.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But Chris and Joe had a bigger target in mind, or so they said. They told Brian Donohue that they were really after UFO Magazine and our television show to get us to bite and, ideally, identify the lights as a flying saucer or some kind of alien spacecraft. That was their stated intent, and, according to Sharon Begley&rsquo;s Newseek blog, that&rsquo;s exactly what we did.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>Except we didn&rsquo;t.</p>
<p><span> </span>There was one small problem with Sharon Begley&rsquo;s report, it was inaccurate. Instead of proclaiming the lights to be a flying saucer, we did nothing of the kind. To be more specific, the two Morristown rational-thinking e-skeptics said that I said these couldn&rsquo;t have been flares or Chinese lanterns. However, a quick review of the video the hoaxers and bloggers referred to shows that I never said anything of the sort. In fact, even Brian Donohue admitted to me over the phone that I never called these lights &ldquo;flying triangles&rdquo; or &ldquo;flying saucers,&rdquo; but referred to them as what they actually were: unidentified lights. Moreover, on camera I said that it was our intention -- which it was when we said it -- to take the video back to our analyst to have it evaluated to find out exactly what these lights could be. And that&rsquo;s what we said in our video piece.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>Not to belabor the point, I never said that these lights were a flying triangle, a flying saucer, or any type of alien space craft. I said that although the lights looked rigid with respect to each other, I would have to see what our video analyst would say. As far as I was concerned, because, unlike MUFON, I was not privy to any conversations about the origin of the lights, these were unidentified and would remain so until evaluated by our analyst. And that was it.</p>
<p><span> </span>Nevertheless, what I said in this piece and what I did not say during this piece seems to have gone over Sharon Begly&rsquo;s head because, instead of contacting me to confirm any facts that were set forth by Rudy and Russo, she went ahead and published their version of the story that I and UFO Magazine -- which had nothing to do with the story because we never covered it -- had been hoaxed. None of this was true, yet this is what was reported. Thus the self-described hoax was an entirely confabulated story based on claims of the hoaxers themselves, who, to make their point, lied to the folks at MUFON, even going so far as to use a fake name to&nbsp; make the report.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>From that point on, the various media that covered the Morristown lights story ran with the hoaxers&rsquo; version of the facts and the story that appeared on other blogs. I was out of the country at the time, so I let the entire incident go without any comment until Brian Donohue from the New Jersey Ledger decided to cover the fact that both Rudy and Russo had been sentenced to a fine and community service in Hanover Township for their behavior in releasing balloons over the airspace. Somehow, according to Donohue&rsquo;s column, these guys were cult heroes for hoaxing the media, frightening Paul Hurley&rsquo;s daughter, an eleven-year-old girl, and hoaxing us. But they never hoaxed us and never hoaxed MUFON. On camera I said the lights were simply unidentified. UFO Magazine never even covered the story. And the Hanover Township police called the lights flares on balloons from the outset.&nbsp;</p>
<p>In other words, the reporting on the incident was not based on any actual facts of the incident, but on stories covered by other bloggers and the story told by the hoaxers themselves. It was a media-fed story only.</p>
<p>The folks who were hoaxed, twice, were the media outlets, which fed on their own coverage to find humor in the entire event. The other folks, who were hoaxed and jumped into the fray to pound their own chests in a frenzy of communal hypergrandiosity, were the self-described UFO commentators, self-appointed UFO investigators, self-proclaimed podcast pundits, and just about anybody in the nonfield of ufology, who wanted to get in a shot before the story faded away.&nbsp;</p>
<p>In fact, the ufologists, who were suckered into this nonstory, were the real gulls. They fell for the hoax because most, if not all, of them had not actually seen the video pieces, which later appeared on Youtube. Had they done their own independent analyses of the events, they would have realized that the only hoax was the hoax the hoaxers were claiming to have perpetrated. In other words, it never happened, but the ufologists seeking to inflict wounds upon themselves, made an event appear to be real that never was. This is all too common among self-promoting UFO commentators, looking for anything they can use to incite their cult followers.</p>
<p><span> </span>Phil Corso, (I know, I know), once said that neither the government nor the military ever needed to cover anything up because the UFO community did a better job of covering up and pumping out disinformation than any military agency could. And this Morristown case study shows, simply from the perspective of the media spin and the ufologists&rsquo; collective response, that Corso was right.</p>
<p><span> </span>This case study also shows that Stan Friedman is right when he says that debunkers, even our own debunkers in the UFO Taliban, operate by proclaiming something to be true despite all the evidence to the contrary. Pounding the table to them is better than pounding the facts because the facts are often too inconvenient for ufologists to swallow, and, besides, they&rsquo;ve already made up their minds.</p>
<p><span> </span>For me, this would have been a perfect case study for student discussion in an Introduction to Media and Communications course had there been an Internet, a Youtube, or personal computers way back then on some nice, brisk, fall day on the suburban campus of Trenton State College.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But that was long ago before there was a ufology.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>That Conference in Las Vegas</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/31/that-conference-in-las-vegas.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/31/that-conference-in-las-vegas.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-05-31T20:49:33Z</published><updated>2009-05-31T20:49:33Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I am still trying to figure out the history of the Area 51 Conference for which I was listed as a speaker, but about which he Clarion Hotel in Las Vegas -- the venue for the conference -- said it had no information. Innocent attempt at a conference that failed or something far more nefarious? I don't know. I have heard that our friend and UFO Hunters guest expert, Norio Hayakawa, said he had been scheduled to appear, so that accounts for something. George Knapp said that the name of the conference rang a bell in his mind. I will find out more and let folks know. And if I have made any unfounded accusations, I will certainly apologize and set the record straight.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>It's A Wrap on Season 3</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/23/its-a-wrap-on-season-3.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/23/its-a-wrap-on-season-3.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-05-23T01:04:41Z</published><updated>2009-05-23T01:04:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>We're packing up in Dugway, Utah, and heading home for a much-needed break. For all the experiences we had this shooting season, none was more exciting than our confrontation with Defense Department police, possibly the men in black, who confronted so many UFO investigators seeking the truth at Dugway. The police actually crossed over their line of jurisdiction to demand our cameras, our tapes, and our IDs. Although I was flanked by two retired police officers, one of whom was a fed, as I confronted the Defense Department officer, I was still very thankful for my Constitutional law class in law school. We backed them down and forced the base PAO to come out of her office, get on camera, and reveal to us that the Army proving ground at Dugway was the home of contractors developing exotic technology. Did she tell us about the UFOs? No, but we had the photos and the eye witnesses. This is our finale episode this season, and it was a good one. We met the men in black at Dugway, and they backed away.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/11/coming-soon-to-a-blog-near-you.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/5/11/coming-soon-to-a-blog-near-you.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-05-11T01:49:27Z</published><updated>2009-05-11T01:49:27Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p> </p>
<p>Our UFO Hunters Season has only two more weeks to go to complete principal photography for season 3. So I'm on the road, out of pocket, and in the matrix until the end of May with a lot of lose ends dangling and a lot of unanswered questions about what's happened since January when the season began. </p>
<p>The problems is that when you're filming a television show for a network, you're working for that network, not for yourself. So, regardless of the desire to go after the people that are spreading  questionable information and making false characterizations, you have to hold your fire and stand fire until you're free to speak. And that time is coming.</p>
<p>So in just a few weeks I'll be adding to Nancy's Faq Attack with some faqs and answers of my own,  including stories about the hoaxing of the media in the Morristown lights, the real story of The Day After Corso, and what it's like on both sides of the camera in reality television. </p>
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<p>So stay tuned to this blog because in a few weeks, it will be time for "here's what we know."</p>
<p> </p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>They called us crap ...</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/4/5/they-called-us-crap.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/4/5/they-called-us-crap.html"/><author><name>Nancy Birnes</name></author><published>2009-04-05T23:22:19Z</published><updated>2009-04-05T23:22:19Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Our esteemed magazine has been getting a lot of hatred hurled at it lately, and I have to tell you that it really hurts to read it. It&rsquo;s daunting, sickening, and upsetting. For me, the more horrible part is when the ones hurling the insults are out-and-out lying or just too stupid to pick up an issue and check what we&rsquo;re doing here.<br /><br />Therefore, I think it&rsquo;s time to defend the turf and do what we do best: present the facts. The facts -- in any topic -- have to rule the day, or we are all doomed. People who lie almost always do it in a very loud voice and repeat the lies over and over. Loud stupid bullies. Mostly fat, lazy white men with too much time on their hands, a radio microphone as a phallic enhancement near their lips, and hate hate hate dribbling out in sad, impotent spurts.<br /><br />Turn on your TV, and you will see what I mean.<br /><br />Here on the internets, folks are hating on the magazine, the TV show I created, and especially my husband. I believe it is time to counter these attacks with some facts, and so I have invented the <a href="http://www.ufomag.com/front/faq.html">FAQ ATTAQ!!</a> Read it and save it and refer to it and link to it. It is the whole truth, the kind of truth I can prove in a court of law if I have to, and it&rsquo;s the truth as I have lived it.<br /><br />I am not going to name a few of the people in the FAQ for one really great reason: the folks spewing the hatred are doing it so that you will give them your attention, and by not typing in their names, I will deny them their search-engine recognition. At least for a little while.<br /><br />They are publicity hounds of the very first order, demanding to be the center of attention in any conversation. It becomes harder and harder to stay in the spotlight if you can&rsquo;t invent anything except insults, and I would feel sorry for them if I weren&rsquo;t the one getting insulted. It&rsquo;s got to be awful to be so angry so much of the time. The world has displeased them!<br /><br />This <a href="http://www.ufomag.com/front/faq.html">FAQ ATTAQ!!</a> is a work in progress, constantly changing and growing, and it has been shaken into existence because the subject at hand is the UFO. We know so little about this topic, and it is so important. Is there such a thing, at all? Is our beloved government lying to us? Can you trust what we&rsquo;re trying to uncover and report?<br /><br />I work for you, the reader and the viewer, and you need the truth so that you can figure out what&rsquo;s going on. Let&rsquo;s get started! Here is the <a href="http://www.ufomag.com/front/faq.html">FAQ ATTAQ!!</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>If It's Tuesday, It Must Be Poland</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/22/if-its-tuesday-it-must-be-poland.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/22/if-its-tuesday-it-must-be-poland.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-03-22T05:25:44Z</published><updated>2009-03-22T05:25:44Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>The snow is probably over two feet deep, and they don't plow out here. It's a penetrating cold, even in the few moments of sunlight. Above us is this huge support structure called the Henge, a ring like the one at Stonehenge, only over a hundred feet high an built by construction workers during World War II. Around us are the bombed out structures of buildings. We don't know who bombed them, almost on the Czech border, the Germans, the Russians, or the Americans.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>We're here to meet a Polish UFO expert on Nazi secret weapons to talk about the Die Glocke, the legendary Nazi Bell. Did it exist? Was it a time-traveling machine? Was it all a myth? Can we find the residue of Red Mercury? Are we at the very site of the&nbsp; Wonder Weapon?</p>
<p><span> </span> It's&nbsp; been a long journey from Berlin to Peenemunde to a desolate German underground facility in Poland. And every stop along the way is burdened by the history of what happened at these places and how America's military rocket program was begun by the work of Nazi scientists, who were, in truth, war criminals. Our German hosts, historians mostly, except for a 90-year old self-declared SS officer and member of the mysterious Vril Society, are uncomfortably conscious of the past crimes in these places and the names of the concentration camps that supplied the slave labor to keep these facilities functioning. They, too, lament the past and the victims.</p>
<p><span> </span>I'm trying to keep a reporter's mindset: watch, listen, ask questions, let your respondents speak their truths, document, and interpret later. But it's hard. The photos on the wall of the concentration camp victims in their striped pajamas working in sub-freezing cold and ill-heated factories are frightening. The special Anne Frank exhibit advertised on a bulletin board wall at Peenemunde is grimly ironic. Our guests, academically cordial in a way that I remember only too well from my years teaching college, are encyclopedic in their recitation of the facts: X number of laborers, these types of weapons, those types of propulsion systems, the names of scientists, and the day they closed down Peenemunde to take the work underground to places like Mittelbau-Dora and Nordhausen to escape the allied bombing.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>We stop at a bombed out field that housed the barracks of some of the slave laborers at Peenemunde. Our host tells us that it was ironic that the first news of the existence of Peenemunde reached the British from an escaped concentration camp victim. The RAF then bombed Peenemunde in 1943, only they bombed the barracks housing the slave laborers, almost all of whom died in the raid.</p>
<p><span> </span>Our trip continues to the underground facilities in Poland that, legend has it, housed the project that developed the Bell. The cave walls reek of death. The cold is the cold of death, not of winter. The sound of water dripping and running along the ditches inside, echoing within the massive structure carved inside a mountain, makes the place seem alive with the spirits of the dead. This is reality, not legend.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>There is still one remaining worker alive somewhere in Poland or Germany who attests to something so critical taking place at these sites that the SS went to incredible lengths to keep the project functioning even though they knew, by 1943, that the war had been lost at the failed siege at Stalingrad.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>And now we're trudging through the snow around a structure allegedly used to hold down a device so powerful that it could have been a delivery system for a weapon of mass destruction aimed at New York, where, in 1945,&nbsp; I&nbsp; was living in the Manhattan neighborhood of Morningside Heights. So now it's even more personal. You can look at the stories of the Holocaust and the War in a textbook or learn about them first hand from your aunts and uncles in Brooklyn, but only feel the impact decades later when you stare at the proof and realize that whatever this thing was it might have been aimed at your city and launched, but for the Battle of the Bulge.</p>
<p><span> </span>Downtown Berlin, today, looks more like Fifth Avenue and 57th Street than it does anything else. But the looming Brandenburg Gate, Checkpoint Charlie, and some relics of the old Berlin Wall are reminders of the past and the Cold War. You can have your picture taken with a man in a Soviet Army uniform or a British Tommy. You can stand, smiling, under the Hammer and Sickle or even flash a V sign at the camera before you grab a quick Starbucks on the corner. But the past weighs heavy and you're all too happy to get away.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span> </span>Far away.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Berlin</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/12/berlin.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/12/berlin.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-03-12T22:32:23Z</published><updated>2009-03-12T22:32:23Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/storage/blog/norman.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1236908578250" alt="" /></span></span>Our 767 has just taken off from Newark into the coming darkness and is now out over the ocean. Been up since before 5 this morning, doing final chores, preparing for this long European trip to the source of the mystery of Nazi flying saucers and the infamous Glocke, the Nazi Bell. And now the lack of sleep is catching up to me and I begin to doze.</p>
<p>Drifting off, I hear the voices of the flight attendants, all speaking German. German, my first language spoken to me by my grandmother, but forgotten over sixty years. German, although one of my languages in graduate school, it was only the language of scholarly journals and not spoken German. Yet here it is, playing back a tape recorder deep in a memory stored as a bunch of cells buried in a convolutional swirl somewhere. The words resonate, the announcements sound like orders. They are orders, orders to do things right. "Alles is im ordnung."&nbsp;</p>
<p>UFO Hunters is smack in the middle of its long march across Eastern Europe for our middle episodes. Winter gear all packed, waterproof trekking boots all packed, World War II B-17 bomber jacket all wrapped around me in the ice-cold cabin. This isn't just another location shoot. It's a trip back to the beginnings of my own family.&nbsp;</p>
<p>My cousin, Norman Davis, then a young B-17 bombardier over Schweinfort, crouched in the tiny cabin under the&nbsp; navigator and pilot cockpit. A burst of flak from an AAA shell blows up he cabin above him and pieces of the pilot and co-pilot rain down upon him. His own cabin is wet with blood, but he is flying the plane now, staying in rigid formation as Luftwaffe fighters knife through the squadron. But the B-17s are rigid as they head over the target with rounds tearing into the planes' midsections, shredding the waist gunners like so much meat.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Over the target, my cousin calls "bombs away," retribution for the war and the terrible camps, and he and the rest of the squadron wing their way back to England and the protection of the Mustangs that will escort them home. With the pilot and co-pilot bleeding out their last, my cousin Norman manages to bring the crippled plane in for a landing, He will get a hero's welcome and a medal from General Eisenhower. And he will go down in family history. But he is dead now, just like so many of the very young men who faced almost certain death in the skies over Germany more than 65 years ago.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Memories well up inside of me as the announcements in German continue. Now just sinking into sleep, I can hear the voices of great uncles and great aunts, those who made it out just in time, and remember the faces of those who didn't. And I am going there now to the very spot where concentration camp inmates were forced into stacking the ceramic bricks to protect the Nazi scientists from Red Mercury contamination. And then those very same Nazi scientists came here with full immunity from war crimes because we needed their technology and their brain power.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But we are flying back there now, German announcements&nbsp; ringing in my ears, memories flooding into dreams, and the sound of a German lullaby from long ago and far away soothing it all. My first language is coming back to me, absent all these years, alive in the darkness of dreams, and taking me back to where I was.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Over the sea into the endless night,</p>
<p>Bitte, kinde, langsam schlaff, schoenheit.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Working Our Way Back to You, Babe</title><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/7/working-our-way-back-to-you-babe.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/3/7/working-our-way-back-to-you-babe.html"/><author><name>Bill Birnes</name></author><published>2009-03-07T18:12:31Z</published><updated>2009-03-07T18:12:31Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><br />Our flight from Albuquerque to Alabama circles over Dallas Love Field. It will be a long layover between flights, but through the clouds I can almost travel back in time to 1963 and the scenes of JFK's body being loaded onto Air Force One as Walter Cronkite narrates the devastating events in solemn tones dripping with the gravitas of history. Our generation had lost. The bad guys had won. But that was a thousand conspiracies ago, and now we know -- after a multitude of books and histories and Oval Office tapes -- that there were no good guys, only different degrees of bad.<br /><br />It's the conspiracies, not the economy, that drives us. Roswell, JFK's assassination, LBJ's Gulf of Tonkin, Bush's October Surprise, 9/11, and now the all-too-convenient economic collapse. Conspiracies, each of them.<br /><br />Follow the money, or in the present case, the lack thereof, and you will find the culprit. It was 9/11 that triggered one of the largest cuts in history for the tiniest segment of taxpayers while the rest of the world went to war against the hapless Saddam Hussein, W's Noriega. And it's the economic collapse, which triggers the government's takeover of businesses in the private sector, all standing in line with their corporate hands out waiting for he billions of our money that the Treasury will hand over to them. Sound overly simplistic? Sure it does. Bu the truth usually comes out in the wash just that way.<br /><br />The nice part of this economic collapse and the New New Deal is that it was all laid out for us very neatly in Joseph's prophecies and his advice to Pharaoh in the Old Testament. You see, Pharaoh had a dream while Joseph was in prison interpreting the dreams of the royal butler, that there would be seven fat cows and seven starved ones coming out of the Nile.<br /><br />Joseph, probably the first Director of Homeland Security or head of FEMA in history, was called into the Pharaoh's Oval Office to interpret. Joseph foretold the years of plenty and the years of famine, the national depression, and the cries of the masses for help from the central government. And Pharaoh followed Joseph's sage advice: Sell the people grain for bread, but take their land so as to expand the central government, and then relocate the population to interment camps -- concentration camps -- for population control until the famine passed. In the end, Pharaoh, because he stored the extra grain in the times of plenty, had enough grain to feed the population in exchange for taking ownership positions in the land. Sound familiar?<br /><br />You can get a lot out of the Bible. Abraham invented the first modern contract and established black-letter contract law; Jethro invented the first modern judicial system; Moses invented a top-down bureaucracy, and Ezekiel saw the first flying saucer, grokking his wheel, "turning like a fire in the sky." And then he became a contactee. Take that, David Icke.<br /><br />Love Field is in sight as we make our descent. Time to pack our gear and move out to our next conspiracy: Nazi Flying Saucers and the menacing story of the Bell and the crashes at Kecksburg -- in the presence of a former SS officer who became NASA's launch director -- and Needles.</p>
<p>There are conspiracies afoot, indeed.</p>
<p><span> </span>See you on Wednesday nights when our new season starts on March 26.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Welcome Back, You Slackers!</title><category term="Nancy Birnes"/><category term="magazine"/><category term="updates"/><id>http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/2/7/welcome-back-you-slackers.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/blog/2009/2/7/welcome-back-you-slackers.html"/><author><name>Nancy Birnes</name></author><published>2009-02-07T02:24:33Z</published><updated>2009-02-07T02:24:33Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ufomagazine.squarespace.com/storage/blog/me269.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1233974232279" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><em>Here is my editorial for the new issue, and my basic explanation and apology for taking so long with it. Life ... it is amazing!</em></strong></p>
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<p>Please forgive the totally unforgivable absence of this fine magazine from your mailboxes and store shelves all these many, many months. I have missed you!</p>
<p>The reasons for my lacuna are many and complex, but they all boil down to one thing: I just plain ran out of steam. I got tired, and I wondered what in the heck I was doing. Did I really want to throw my life away in the service of the illusive UFO?</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m sure some of you know what I mean. This is madness, chasing a troubling dream down the stairs and into the morning kitchen. It&rsquo;s gone before you put the kettle on.</p>
<p>Is this any way for a grown-up to live? Well, OK. That was how I was feeling at the end of October so I stepped away for a while and indulged in a little bit of living. I cooked and I cleaned up afterwards; I shopped and wrapped presents and I hugged every family member I could get my hands on.</p>
<p>And now, I&rsquo;m back. Ready for more UFO. Here we go, again. This time, with even more conviction.</p>
<p><br />Perhaps one of the most troubling aspects of the UFO gig is represented by David Icke. Yes, you will find a long, detailed interview with him in these pages this month. My indecision over whether or not to run the piece is one of the reasons I would put the word <em>month</em> in sneer quotes if I liked to use sneer quotes, but I don&rsquo;t, and I won&rsquo;t.</p>
<p>Yes, we are still a monthly magazine, and yes, here is a piece on Icke. Pros and cons: First, the piece is by Bret Lueder, one of our favorite people. He&rsquo;s a hard worker, and I respect his hard work. When he told me he had the Icke interview, I warned him that we wouldn&rsquo;t run it unless he addressed that nasty and persistent anti-Semitism rumor.</p>
<p>Why do people call Icke an anti-Semite? Is it because he says that some of the Jewish folk are Reptilian aliens? How could anyone believe that? Or, is it more subtle?</p>
<p>Does he say that it&rsquo;s all a metaphor for rapacious greed and a cold-blooded nature? No, he does not. He means it, literally. Does he include lots of other folk in the Reptilian tribe? Certainly. Do I personally believe any of this? Do you?</p>
<p>In the end, belief is not the issue. Rather, what&rsquo;s at stake here is the rousing of the rabble. The burning at that stake. The mob fomenting at your garden gate, torches at the ready. The cleansing of the race, the purging of the blood, the fire-bombing of this house of cards. Or, as the cops at the Paracast will say: the taking out of the trash.</p>
<p>But wait. Here in the fabulous UFO field, things can&rsquo;t be so cut and dried or black and white, right? If you&rsquo;re reading these pages, you already know about nuance and those gray areas where the truth often lurks. You are fundamentally tolerant if you&rsquo;ve gotten here, as far as page 6 in a truly alternative publication.</p>
<p>So, before I throw out the baby with the bong water, I always like to pause and really think first. Is Icke really trash? He fills entire stadiums, but then again, Limbaugh is popular, too. Should either man be silenced?</p>
<p>If they spew hate, I say yes. Hate literally makes me&mdash;and you&mdash;sick. You can feel it as a knot in the pit of your stomach. It makes your skin crawl.</p>
<p>Hate speech basically always says the same thing: Kill the infidel! Kill him! Burn that bitch! Burn her! Silence!<br />Silence.</p>
<p>As readers, you have to trust this publication. As editor, I have to trust my instinct. I&rsquo;ve taken four full months to think about Icke, and he speaks on page 50. If he turns your stomach, let me know. If not, then I did the right thing.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, I will hop the fence and rejoice in the true beauty of this field: the Hieronimus cover, showing you a mural full of love and joy and hope. The Marley quote that would be a fine tattoo. The fabulous columnists who each say something memorable each and every issue. And now Skylaire is writing for us!</p>
<p><br />Even though I moan and complain, I have many people who make this magazine the wonderful place it is: Sean Casteel, who never drops a stitch and always checks in on me; Lesley Gunter, who runs our website and is a dream to work with; Al Lehmberg, our poet and the most loyal man on the planet; Jeremy, my alien son; sweet Farah, brilliant Regan, the manly Mr. Earley, the sexy Nick the Brit.</p>
<p>This field is full of sharp intellects, and they fill our pages with the kind of erudition that still goes unnoticed by the mainstream: Friedman, Andrews, Tonnies, Hanks, Good. Some of our writers&mdash;Sri Ram Kaa, Kira Raa, Kate, Noory, and Steve&mdash;strike a more spiritual chord than many would like to hear, and some of our writers&mdash;Bryant, Balthaser, and Troopman&mdash;do the heavy lifting.</p>
<p>While I was pondering my future these last few months, I did hear from you, our reader. Yes, I did. You were displeased with the silence and you let me know. Yes, you did. In fact, there are a lot more of you now that our magazine is featured on the TV each week. UFO Hunters! My favorite show, with Adventure Pat and Science Ted. Plus, there&rsquo;s this really cute guy who wears our cap &hellip;</p>
<p><br />So, it&rsquo;s back to basics and back to work. There is still so much still to do here at UFO Magazine. Only a coward would quit. And yes, I&rsquo;ll plug the phone back in as soon as I send this issue off to the printer.</p>]]></content></entry></feed>